I’d let her blow a hole in my “captain’s leg” any day.

Credit: Brian

This clip is taken from the British show “The X Factor”. The contestant Steve apparently gets a boner when he’s nervous, and singing on national television seems to make him VERY nervous. No caption can do this clip justice, so please just go ahead and watch.

Earlier we saw a photo of a man dressed up as a Power Ranger, and we thought it was pretty awkward. Turns out it’s not awkward at all; in fact, he was just trying to copy the yellow ranger in the above photo.

Credit: Wes

This photo was taken from a Japanese gameshow, title unknown.  Boner Or Death seems suitable, however.  If anyone can name the show, please add in comments.

He’s probably thinking about the Pink Ranger.

Entertainment Tonight visits the CSI set, and the host gets a boner while on the gurney. We love how Marg and Gary totally notice it, but don’t say anything.

Clearly this guy’s mutant power is not “the power to not get a boner while your hot cast mate touches your chest”.
The real crime here is not the boner itself but how terrible the acting is.

Perhaps not a true boner, but certainly a bulge in the pants. An Awkward Boners reader sent us this picture of Sir Terry Wogan, who used to be famous for commentating the Eurovision Song Contest, but is now better known for having worn the most revealing trousers in the history of man. For all you people who have been wondering whether Terry Wogan is circumcised, here’s your answer.