Subway boners are all the rage these days. This photo comes to us from Andrew, who was “lucky/very unlucky enough to spy this ‘fella’ on the London Underground, on the way back from the SW4 Music Festival.” Let’s hope he was travelling to Cockfosters because there’s no other way this boner could be justified.

The only rush hour here is the rush of blood to this man’s penis.

Too bad the camouflage won’t hide his giant boner. At least the lady in the next subway car seems to like what she’s seeing.