Posts Tagged ‘stage’

Boner in the UK July 23, 2010 9 Comments

Miley Cyrus’s performance at London nightclub G.A.Y. is proof that some boners can’t be tamed…

Via PerezHilton.com

“This Is It” Dancer Shows His Magic Stick October 29, 2009 39 Comments

"This Is It" Dancer Shows His Magic Stick

AB reader Patrick noticed something suspicious-looking flash by while watching the trailer for Michael Jackson’s “This Is It”. To get a better look, he went back and stepped through the video frame-by-frame, and here’s what he found. Is it a boner? We’ll let you be the judge.

Simon Cowell judges your boner August 31, 2009 16 Comments

This clip is taken from the British show “The X Factor”. The contestant Steve apparently gets a boner when he’s nervous, and singing on national television seems to make him VERY nervous. No caption can do this clip justice, so please just go ahead and watch.

Justin Timberboner July 15, 2009 14 Comments

Justin Timberboner

He’s already brought sexy back, so is this his way of bringing awkward back?

Found by Nicole G via PerezHilton.com

Hard Rock July 7, 2009 19 Comments

Hard Rock

In case you didn’t know the difference between soft rock and hard rock, this photo of Led Zeppelin from 1975 should set you straight.

Coby’s Dick June 7, 2009 17 Comments

Coby's Dick

A few days ago the hard rock band Papa Roach played a concert in Moscow. I don’t know much about this band, so I did some research and discovered that their lead singer goes by the name “Coby Dick” or “Mr. Dick”. Which actually makes a lot of sense.

Credit: Elena Roach

Pop Goes the Wiener May 26, 2009 69 Comments

Pop Goes the Wiener

Korean pop star Jun Jin is seen here getting a boner while performing on stage. At three inches, his boner is also the longest in all of Asia.

Credit: Sang

Trance In My Pants April 27, 2009 14 Comments

Trance In My Pants

The worst possible time to get a boner is probably when you’re on stage in front of your entire high school. Writes one Awkward Boners reader, “our school had a hypnotist for prom. This kid Dallas* was in front of the whole student body being hypnotized, and became pretty ‘relaxed.’” Maybe he was hypnotized to believe he was a certain R. Jeremy?

* Name changed to protect the awkward

 

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