Awkward Boners » speedo

According To My Compass I Go That Way

MrBone — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 18:10:14 +0000

With a personal GPS like that you can never get lost.

Credit: Alexandro

Swim Meat

MrBone — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 23:54:59 +0000

When you get an awkward boner at a public swim meet, there’s not much you can do except laugh it off.

Credit: Anthony

The Lifeguard is Hard

MrBone — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 20:25:44 +0000

Getting a hard-on at a lifeguard competition is rather unfortunate. We’re not exactly sure what he’s doing with his arms – maybe trying to divert the crowd’s attention away from his obvious boner?

Credit: Spanky

Vintage Speedo Boner

gypsycatcher — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 15:22:57 +0000

This photo proves once again that Awkward Boners in Speedos are not a new phenomenon, but one that has been with us for some time. Did this vintage speedo boner also perform as a rudder?

Strategic Leg Placement 101

MrBone — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 09:47:38 +0000

Please go down before my mom turns around… think about nuns, puppies, Scrabble, Wheel of Fortune. Not Wheel of Fortune – Vanna’s still hot as hell – oh crap, here it goes again!

Photo & caption cred: Tom G in Sunnyvale, CA

Hot Tub Party

MrBone — Sat, 30 May 2009 19:26:05 +0000

What has two thumbs and an awkward boner?

Hot on the Beach

MrBone — Thu, 28 May 2009 10:29:22 +0000

“The beach was hot that day, but I didn’t realize it was that hot.”

Awkward Banjos

MrBone — Wed, 27 May 2009 21:03:38 +0000

If you’re too awkward to play the guitar, the banjo is the instrument for you.

New York Ranger

MrBone — Wed, 20 May 2009 15:17:43 +0000

It’s hard to think of a worse time to pop a boner than while standing on a street corner in the middle of New York City. While wearing a speedo. Varsity team initiations are usually meant to be embarrassing, but this guy went far beyond the call of duty.

Big Belly Boner

MrBone — Sun, 17 May 2009 09:11:56 +0000

Thanks to Tiffany for sharing this photo taken on a beach in Cadiz, Spain. Does it count as an awkward boner if the guy can’t even see it due to his enormous belly? It also looks like he’s staring at the woman in the picture, which makes this more of a creepy boner.