With a personal GPS like that you can never get lost.

Credit: Alexandro

When you get an awkward boner at a public swim meet, there’s not much you can do except laugh it off.

Credit: Anthony

Getting a hard-on at a lifeguard competition is rather unfortunate. We’re not exactly sure what he’s doing with his arms – maybe trying to divert the crowd’s attention away from his obvious boner?

Credit: Spanky

This photo proves once again that Awkward Boners in Speedos are not a new phenomenon, but one that has been with us for some time.  Did this vintage speedo boner also perform as a rudder?

Please go down before my mom turns around… think about nuns, puppies, Scrabble, Wheel of Fortune. Not Wheel of Fortune – Vanna’s still hot as hell – oh crap, here it goes again!

Photo & caption cred: Tom G in Sunnyvale, CA

What has two thumbs and an awkward boner?

“The beach was hot that day, but I didn’t realize it was that hot.”

If you’re too awkward to play the guitar, the banjo is the instrument for you.