As Toucan Sam might say, just follow your boner!

Credit: Jade

Party time is boner time.

Credit: Allison

This photo was first posted on Fail Blog, but we think it also belongs here on Awkward Boners. This isn’t the first time we’ve seen Spider-Man with a boner.

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There’s always boners in Philadelphia.

Credit: Daniel

This guy’s clearly looking forward to getting in on the action.

Credit: Salyto

It looks like we’ve found our first repeat offender. You may remember My Rubber Ducky. Well, shortly after running that photo, we received this message from Awkward Boners reader Brenna: “I saw the My Rubber Ducky picture and died… I have a picture of the same guy at the pool! It was so, so awkward. I guess this is a routine activity for him.”

It’s definitely the same guy, at the same pool. Well spotted!

Earlier we saw a photo of a man dressed up as a Power Ranger, and we thought it was pretty awkward. Turns out it’s not awkward at all; in fact, he was just trying to copy the yellow ranger in the above photo.

Credit: Wes

This pirate is about to go rape and pillage, and he doesn’t have to tell us how excited he is.  I wouldn’t want to be facing off against him, because he’s got two swords.