This guy’s clearly looking forward to getting in on the action.

Credit: Salyto

It looks like we’ve found our first repeat offender. You may remember My Rubber Ducky. Well, shortly after running that photo, we received this message from Awkward Boners reader Brenna: “I saw the My Rubber Ducky picture and died… I have a picture of the same guy at the pool! It was so, so awkward. I guess this is a routine activity for him.”

It’s definitely the same guy, at the same pool. Well spotted!

Earlier we saw a photo of a man dressed up as a Power Ranger, and we thought it was pretty awkward. Turns out it’s not awkward at all; in fact, he was just trying to copy the yellow ranger in the above photo.

Credit: Wes

This pirate is about to go rape and pillage, and he doesn’t have to tell us how excited he is.  I wouldn’t want to be facing off against him, because he’s got two swords.

This one is hard to spot, but if you look closely you can see that while many of us love Sea World (where this boner was captured) and dolphins, some people really love Sea World and dolphins.  To me, this looks like some freaky combination of the Kevin Costner gem Waterworld and the circus.

It’s hard to determine who is at fault here, but when you’re in spandex, there’s no hiding this sausage.

He’s probably thinking about the Pink Ranger.