I have a feeling that Cristiano Ronaldo is not about to contest this “hand ball”. Also, it looks like we’ve answered our previous question.

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Who wouldn’t get a boner during the Champions League final?

You may laugh, but having a third leg is actually a huge tactical advantage in soccer.

Sometimes soccer fans get a little too excited for their team. When that happens, it’s time to sit back down.

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After seeing that it was okay to sport wood on the field, Cristiano decides to try it on for “size”.

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We’re not quite sure what it is about the game of soccer that causes players to keep getting boners, but we’re all for it. Thanks to Lloyd for sending us this photo of Raul about to get brought onto the pitch. I guess he’s just excited to join the game.

Thanks to sanjose for sending us this clip of Portuguese football star Cristiano Ronaldo noticing a teammate’s boner. We can’t really tell what’s going through his mind, but he looks absolutely horrified. Loosen up, Cristiano! Boners are funny.

Thanks to Defoe’s Big Toe for sending us this picture of Tottenham Hotspur striker Robbie Keane getting pretty excited over scoring a late-minute goal. But what’s especially awkward is how his teammate has quickly seized the opportunity to grab a bite of some airborne boner.