This dude fell asleep in an ATM lobby after a night of HARD partying. Tried to withdraw some money, but ended up getting STIFFED.

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We’re not sure if this man’s homeless or just napping, but if he needs a job, maybe he should consider adult entertainment. He certainly wouldn’t need a fluffer.

If you’re prone to getting erections while sleeping, maybe you shouldn’t pass out on the pull-out couch at Senior Week.

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It may not be a full hard-on, but even it were, it couldn’t possibly make this photo any more awkward. This is perhaps the most unfortunate sleeping position I’ve ever seen, and according to the submitter, he stayed like that all afternoon.

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When you’re a backpacker, you sometimes don’t have a choice but to sleep in public. The biggest drawback? Your morning wood is seen by everyone in town.

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Sometimes even dads get awkward boners. But can you blame him? With all those trees around, it’s hard not to get some wood yourself. We’ll just assume he’s dreaming about mom.

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If you ever forget to bring your watch to the beach, you can always make an impromptu sundial using your boner.

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The guy on the top bunk better watch out if he falls through!

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