When you get a boner on the dance floor, you basically have three options:

1. Discretely attempt the “belt tuck” maneuver
2. Use your dance partner as a protective shield
3. Stand there awkwardly and let people take pictures of you

Unfortunately for this man, he chose option #3. Guy on the right was much smarter. I bet he has a boner, but you can’t even tell because he went with option #2.

This guy is proud of his boner. I don’t know where this picture was taken – a hotel room, or perhaps some kind of ship’s cabin – but either way, he’s showing it off to anyone who happens to walk past his room. More evidence that Awkward Boners is succeeding in turning the boner from a source of embarrassment into a beacon of pride.