All Night Long, Feel My Schlong April 28, 2009 10 Comments
When you get a boner on the dance floor, you basically have three options:
- Discretely attempt the “belt tuck” maneuver
- Use your dance partner as a protective shield
- Stand there awkwardly and let people take pictures of you
Unfortunately for this man, he chose option #3. Guy on the right was much smarter. I bet he has a boner, but you can’t even tell because he went with option #2.