It’s bad enough having a random boner in a cold river but pointing at your pointer certainly won’t resolve the situation.

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On the bright side, he managed to cover it up a lot better than the last teacher we featured.

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The worst possible time to get a boner is probably when you’re on stage in front of your entire high school. Writes one Awkward Boners reader, “our school had a hypnotist for prom. This kid Dallas* was in front of the whole student body being hypnotized, and became pretty ‘relaxed.’” Maybe he was hypnotized to believe he was a certain R. Jeremy?

* Name changed to protect the awkward