I don’t really know how to explain the state of this guy’s pants. The bulge by his left hand looks a lot like a boner, but then what the hell is coming out of his thigh? It almost looks like there’s a family of otters in there.

The worst possible time to get a boner is probably when you’re on stage in front of your entire high school. Writes one Awkward Boners reader, “our school had a hypnotist for prom. This kid Dallas* was in front of the whole student body being hypnotized, and became pretty ‘relaxed.’” Maybe he was hypnotized to believe he was a certain R. Jeremy?

* Name changed to protect the awkward

Everyone remembers that highschool dance where they got to grind with their special lady. And every once in a while, one of those situations turns into an awkward boner situation. This girl clearly has not noticed that her dance partner is packing heat, but it’s a safe bet that when she does, this dance session will be finished.  Another unncessary boner-induced tragedy.