This man was trying to find a dance partner at the San Francisco gay pride parade, but unfortunately no one would dance with him or his poky little prick.

Credit: Robyn Johnson

Proud to be gay, or proud to have a boner?

This guy is so proud of his boner that he can’t stop staring at it. Or maybe he’s just confused. “Why is this happening to me?”

This guy is proud of his boner. I don’t know where this picture was taken – a hotel room, or perhaps some kind of ship’s cabin – but either way, he’s showing it off to anyone who happens to walk past his room. More evidence that Awkward Boners is succeeding in turning the boner from a source of embarrassment into a beacon of pride.

Our message is spreading throughout the world – it’s OK to have a boner.  Be proud of yourself.  Hold rallies in support of boner solidarity, like this chap.  Clearly unafraid to let it all hang out, he’s taking a megaphone and his boner to the world and shouting “I have a boner, and I’m not going to hide it anymore!”

Mike and Jeremy in Wichita sent us the following picture:

Retired basketball star Charles Barkley appeared in the March 14, 2009 issue of Sports Illustrated holding a golf club. But there’s also another kind of wood in this photo, can you spot it?

Judging by the look of pride in his face, we wonder if Sir Charles deliberately chose this pose. And if he did, that’s exactly the right attitude to have. This is a man who’s not afraid to show off his boner.