This photo just goes to show that there’s no safe place to get a boner – not even underwater.

Credit: John

Does anyone want a cocktail?

Update 1: For those who don’t believe it’s a boner, this retouched version may change your mind. Thanks to Steve.

Update 2: Someone also managed to get a front view of the guy.

How awkward is it to have a boner when you’re surrounded by your younger sister and her friends?

Credit: Carlos

Guess the water’s not that cold…

It looks like we’ve found our first repeat offender. You may remember My Rubber Ducky. Well, shortly after running that photo, we received this message from Awkward Boners reader Brenna: “I saw the My Rubber Ducky picture and died… I have a picture of the same guy at the pool! It was so, so awkward. I guess this is a routine activity for him.”

It’s definitely the same guy, at the same pool. Well spotted!

For some people, swimming in cold water causes shrinkage. For others, it causes boners.

Credit: EG

Our inbox was flooded today with readers sending us this photo, taken at Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi’s villa and published by the Spanish newspaper El Pais.

The man in the photo is supposedly former Czech PM Mirek Topolanek, chairman of the leading right-wing political party. We’re familiar with politicians covering their asses, but in this case they should have also covered their boners.

To see the uncensored version, click here (NSFW).

One of the dangers of falling asleep outside, especially when wearing almost no clothing, is that when you get a boner while sleeping you can become a victim of photos like this.  The interesting thing is that, other than the guy beside him, no one else at the pool seems to have noticed his pants tent.