This is what we at Awkward Boners call a Park Pants Party.

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We’re not sure if this man’s homeless or just napping, but if he needs a job, maybe he should consider adult entertainment. He certainly wouldn’t need a fluffer.

“During the big freshman bash at my University I was volunteering at, a band played while they all ate dinner. Afterward the bass player sat one the grass for a full five minutes, staring at his lap in intense concentration. Then he laid down, and we saw the fruits of his labor. He must have willed it to life in the midst of the desperate freshman girls.”

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I guess you could call it a sun “rise”…

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When you’re a backpacker, you sometimes don’t have a choice but to sleep in public. The biggest drawback? Your morning wood is seen by everyone in town.

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Welcome to the… gun show?

So that’s why they call it a banana hammock! This man was showing off his bright yellow banana in Fulton Ferry Park, New York a couple of days ago.

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The park is a good place to meet women, especially in the summertime. Some men bring their dogs to help break the ice, but this man is trying a more direct approach to get the attention of females.

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Thanks to Viveca for sharing this photo taken today in Washington Square Park, New York. “The sun was shining on him like he was a beautiful boner angel, and clearly the guy behind him realizes too.” Beautiful, but also very awkward.

Thanks to Spanky for sending us this photo of a man pitching a sideways tent in a park. Although getting a boner in public is awkward enough by itself, standing there with crossed arms adds that finishing touch that pushes it from regular awkward to incredibly awkward.