This awkward park picture was captured last June in Split / Croatia

This is what we at Awkward Boners call a Park Pants Party.

Credit: Rod

We’re not sure if this man’s homeless or just napping, but if he needs a job, maybe he should consider adult entertainment. He certainly wouldn’t need a fluffer.

“During the big freshman bash at my University I was volunteering at, a band played while they all ate dinner. Afterward the bass player sat one the grass for a full five minutes, staring at his lap in intense concentration. Then he laid down, and we saw the fruits of his labor. He must have willed it to life in the midst of the desperate freshman girls.”

Photo & caption cred: Molly

I guess you could call it a sun “rise”…

Credit: Awkwardude

When you’re a backpacker, you sometimes don’t have a choice but to sleep in public. The biggest drawback? Your morning wood is seen by everyone in town.

Credit: D

Welcome to the… gun show?