So that’s why they call it a banana hammock! This man was showing off his bright yellow banana in Fulton Ferry Park, New York a couple of days ago.

Credit: Kate

Thanks to Viveca for sharing this photo taken today in Washington Square Park, New York. “The sun was shining on him like he was a beautiful boner angel, and clearly the guy behind him realizes too.” Beautiful, but also very awkward.

It’s hard to think of a worse time to pop a boner than while standing on a street corner in the middle of New York City. While wearing a speedo. Varsity team initiations are usually meant to be embarrassing, but this guy went far beyond the call of duty.