Awkward Boners » music http://www.awkwardboners.com Because it happens to the best of us. Thu, 29 Jul 2010 19:46:14 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Beat It http://www.awkwardboners.com/2010/06/beat-it/ http://www.awkwardboners.com/2010/06/beat-it/#comments Wed, 23 Jun 2010 21:12:09 +0000 MrBone http://www.awkwardboners.com/?p=1344

Not only is MJ the King of Pop, he’s also the King of Boners. We’re glad that both his music and his boners live on.

Credit: Shannon

]]> http://www.awkwardboners.com/2010/06/beat-it/feed/ 29 Bieber Boner http://www.awkwardboners.com/2010/04/bieber-boner/ http://www.awkwardboners.com/2010/04/bieber-boner/#comments Sun, 25 Apr 2010 20:03:16 +0000 MrBone http://www.awkwardboners.com/?p=1253

Justin Bieber goes through puberty… in front of the cameras!

Credit: Mary (and several others)

]]> http://www.awkwardboners.com/2010/04/bieber-boner/feed/ 224 “This Is It” Dancer Shows His Magic Stick http://www.awkwardboners.com/2009/10/this-is-it-dancer-shows-his-magic-stick/ http://www.awkwardboners.com/2009/10/this-is-it-dancer-shows-his-magic-stick/#comments Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:15:32 +0000 MrBone http://www.awkwardboners.com/?p=1115 "This Is It" Dancer Shows His Magic Stick

AB reader Patrick noticed something suspicious-looking flash by while watching the trailer for Michael Jackson’s “This Is It”. To get a better look, he went back and stepped through the video frame-by-frame, and here’s what he found. Is it a boner? We’ll let you be the judge.

]]> http://www.awkwardboners.com/2009/10/this-is-it-dancer-shows-his-magic-stick/feed/ 37 Simon Cowell judges your boner http://www.awkwardboners.com/2009/08/simon-cowell-judges-your-boner/ http://www.awkwardboners.com/2009/08/simon-cowell-judges-your-boner/#comments Mon, 31 Aug 2009 16:24:13 +0000 gypsycatcher http://www.awkwardboners.com/?p=949

This clip is taken from the British show “The X Factor”. The contestant Steve apparently gets a boner when he’s nervous, and singing on national television seems to make him VERY nervous. No caption can do this clip justice, so please just go ahead and watch.

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He’s already brought sexy back, so is this his way of bringing awkward back?

Found by Nicole G via PerezHilton.com

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In case you didn’t know the difference between soft rock and hard rock, this photo of Led Zeppelin from 1975 should set you straight.

]]> http://www.awkwardboners.com/2009/07/hard-rock/feed/ 18 SingStar Stiffy http://www.awkwardboners.com/2009/06/singstar-stiffy/ http://www.awkwardboners.com/2009/06/singstar-stiffy/#comments Tue, 23 Jun 2009 23:21:17 +0000 MrBone http://www.awkwardboners.com/?p=663 SingStar Stiffy

Is that “Brass in Pocket”, or are you just happy to see me? At least now people won’t make fun of him for his poor singing.

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The Team Boner effect is a well-known phenomenon, but it doesn’t just happen in sports. Whenever a group of men get together, they are in danger of contracting Team Boner, as can be seen in this album cover by the Argentine rock band Bersuit Vergarabat.

Credit: Francisco

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A few days ago the hard rock band Papa Roach played a concert in Moscow. I don’t know much about this band, so I did some research and discovered that their lead singer goes by the name “Coby Dick” or “Mr. Dick”. Which actually makes a lot of sense.

Credit: Elena Roach

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Korean pop star Jun Jin is seen here getting a boner while performing on stage. At three inches, his boner is also the longest in all of Asia.

Credit: Sang

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