There’s nothing wrong with getting a cup of coffee as soon as you wake up. But it might be a good idea to let your morning wood die down first.

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When you’re a backpacker, you sometimes don’t have a choice but to sleep in public. The biggest drawback? Your morning wood is seen by everyone in town.

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No idea how this photo was captured, but submitter Tyler Hoehn suggests he’s thinking naughty things about the tooth fairy while brushing his teeth.

Where’s Troop Leader Rick? I want to show him my new tent pitching technique.

Photo & caption cred: Tom G. in Sunnyvale, CA

The guy on the top bunk better watch out if he falls through!

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If you share a bed with your buddy and wake up with a boner, does it mean you’re gay?

We don’t recommend playing Whack-a-Mole with your friend’s boner, lest morning glory turn into morning fury.

Credit: Tom G in Sunnyvale, CA

Few things brighten up your morning as much as finding your friend still asleep with his Sergeant Woody standing at attention. We can only wonder whether this is regular morning wood, or if he’s having a dream about a special someone. Thanks to Bradley for sending this in.