It may not be a full hard-on, but even it were, it couldn’t possibly make this photo any more awkward. This is perhaps the most unfortunate sleeping position I’ve ever seen, and according to the submitter, he stayed like that all afternoon.

Credit: Courtney

This photo was taken in Tijuana, the Mexican border city famous for its whorehouses, drugs, and cheap tequila. We don’t know all the details of what happened to Awkward Boners reader Sean when he went there, but it included meeting a crazy man on a bike with some kind of dressed-up animal. And a massive boner.

Beach parties are always a problem area for awkward boners, especially when bikini-clad girls dance with guys like this.  To this man’s credit, he is being inventive.  While the waist tuck is normally done in one’s own pants, he appears to be attempting to do a waist tuck into the girl’s bathing suit.

At least he gets points for trying…