I don’t know what’s more awkward, the boner or the guy second from the right’s facial expression.

This guy’s boner is so heavy, he’s finding it hard to stay balanced.

Credit: Naomi

Once you’ve had fat, you never go back.

While some may call it cheating, using your boner in a dance-off gives you an extra appendage to flail about, which can be the difference between winning and losing.

Credit: Jess

After a long night of heavy drinking, men sometimes have trouble “getting it up”. That’s definitely not the case for this guy, who’s clearly enjoying the attention he’s getting from these two girls.

This kid’s got a boner and is very happy about it. But I guess when he’s on a boat with girls on either side of him, his happiness can be explained. His boner, however, cannot.

This photo makes me wonder. The guy’s obviously got a boner, but for some reason he decides he needs to be in the front row, and even opts for the side profile pose. Clearly he wants his boner to be recognized; I wonder which lady he’s trying to impress.

Beach parties are always a problem area for awkward boners, especially when bikini-clad girls dance with guys like this.  To this man’s credit, he is being inventive.  While the waist tuck is normally done in one’s own pants, he appears to be attempting to do a waist tuck into the girl’s bathing suit.

At least he gets points for trying…