He would touch that with a six-inch pole.

This photo just goes to show that there’s no safe place to get a boner – not even underwater.

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If he brakes suddenly, he could probably score a free blow job.

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I think she likes it. Happy Beach Boner Friday, everybody.

Credit: Pablo

It’s clear who wears the pants in this relationship.

When you stand in front of a giant natural formation of boners, you can’t help but get one yourself.

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I don’t even want to speculate about the blood-stained apron.

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We don’t know if this baseball player scored any runs during the game, but he’s definitely looking to hit a home run with his girlfriend. Does the S.H. on his cap stand for “So Hard”?