Beach parties are always a problem area for awkward boners, especially when bikini-clad girls dance with guys like this.  To this man’s credit, he is being inventive.  While the waist tuck is normally done in one’s own pants, he appears to be attempting to do a waist tuck into the girl’s bathing suit.

At least he gets points for trying…

When you get a boner on the dance floor, you basically have three options:

1. Discretely attempt the “belt tuck” maneuver
2. Use your dance partner as a protective shield
3. Stand there awkwardly and let people take pictures of you

Unfortunately for this man, he chose option #3. Guy on the right was much smarter. I bet he has a boner, but you can’t even tell because he went with option #2.

Everyone remembers that highschool dance where they got to grind with their special lady. And every once in a while, one of those situations turns into an awkward boner situation. This girl clearly has not noticed that her dance partner is packing heat, but it’s a safe bet that when she does, this dance session will be finished.  Another unncessary boner-induced tragedy.

Even “the Muscles from Brussels” is not immune to the awkward boner. This one is from his appearance on a Brazilian TV show called Domingo Legal.

Performer Mark Ballas tries to hide his boner behind Olympic gold medal-winning gymnast Shawn Johnson on ABC’s Dancing With The Stars. But to be honest, it’s not his boner that’s the most indecent thing in this scene, it’s his short shorts.