Nightclubs are natural environments for boners… still pretty awkward though!

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There’s a party in this guys pants, and we’re all invited.

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Once you’ve had fat, you never go back.

This man was trying to find a dance partner at the San Francisco gay pride parade, but unfortunately no one would dance with him or his poky little prick.

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He’s already brought sexy back, so is this his way of bringing awkward back?

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While some may call it cheating, using your boner in a dance-off gives you an extra appendage to flail about, which can be the difference between winning and losing.

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When you dance close, the little guy wants to get closer.

Korean pop star Jun Jin is seen here getting a boner while performing on stage. At three inches, his boner is also the longest in all of Asia.

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