“I was on a sweet cruise with my buddies all week, wearing nothing but this sausage-hugging thong. Check out that bitch’s eyes starting at my vein log. You know she wanted it.”

Credit: Chris

“Nah man, that’s not a boner. It’s just a fold in my shorts.”

Credit: Steve

When you get a boner on the dance floor, you basically have three options:

1. Discretely attempt the “belt tuck” maneuver
2. Use your dance partner as a protective shield
3. Stand there awkwardly and let people take pictures of you

Unfortunately for this man, he chose option #3. Guy on the right was much smarter. I bet he has a boner, but you can’t even tell because he went with option #2.