Awkward Boners » college

The Lecture Hall Hard-On

MrBone — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 20:34:15 +0000

Some subjects are more difficult than others, but this class was especially hard.

Credit: K

Study Buddy

MrBone — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:38:40 +0000

As we’ve seen time and time again, people just can’t seem to get the belt tuck right. It’s not enough just to shift your penis upward, you gotta get it under that leather band of support. To be fair, though, this man’s hand is in his pocket, so maybe he was caught in mid-adjustment.

Credit: Kevin

College Is Awkward

MrBone — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 18:56:50 +0000

“During the big freshman bash at my University I was volunteering at, a band played while they all ate dinner. Afterward the bass player sat one the grass for a full five minutes, staring at his lap in intense concentration. Then he laid down, and we saw the fruits of his labor. He must have willed it to life in the midst of the desperate freshman girls.”

Photo & caption cred: Molly

Passed Out But Still Aroused

MrBone — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 00:11:42 +0000

We think this photo speaks for itself.

Credit: Rob

Black Tie Boner

MrBone — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 13:17:23 +0000

They say Oxford students like to party, but that doesn’t explain this photo – unless he just had a really exciting intellectual discussion with the person next to him.

Keg Stand Stiffy

MrBone — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 11:09:01 +0000

He’s really excited for beer. Or for his buddy.

Credit: Greg T

The College Boner

MrBone — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 11:02:41 +0000

Many college students like to kick back with a cold, refreshing beer. This guy, however, prefers something a bit stiffer.

Dorm Room Dong

MrBone — Tue, 26 May 2009 21:30:32 +0000

It’s OK to get a boner in your dorm room. Just make sure your roommate isn’t there to take a picture of it.