As we’ve seen time and time again, people just can’t seem to get the belt tuck right. It’s not enough just to shift your penis upward, you gotta get it under that leather band of support. To be fair, though, this man’s hand is in his pocket, so maybe he was caught in mid-adjustment.

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“During the big freshman bash at my University I was volunteering at, a band played while they all ate dinner. Afterward the bass player sat one the grass for a full five minutes, staring at his lap in intense concentration. Then he laid down, and we saw the fruits of his labor. He must have willed it to life in the midst of the desperate freshman girls.”

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We think this photo speaks for itself.

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They say Oxford students like to party, but that doesn’t explain this photo – unless he just had a really exciting intellectual discussion with the person next to him.

He’s really excited for beer. Or for his buddy.

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Many college students like to kick back with a cold, refreshing beer. This guy, however, prefers something a bit stiffer.

It’s OK to get a boner in your dorm room. Just make sure your roommate isn’t there to take a picture of it.