In the olden days, boners were often used to scare away girls.

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“It is said about 10,000 people paid respects to Dillinger before he was wheeled away to the morgue in Chicago. At least that many people must have wondered, ‘Is that for real?’

So in homage to John Dillinger and the upcoming opening of the film Public Enemies, I request this site run this photo, which helped purport the urban legend that Dillinger had at least a foot-long wiener.”

We’re more than happy to grant this Awkward Boners reader’s humble request. It’s hard to think of anyone more awesome than a 1930s bank robber with a 12-inch dick.

If only Awkward Boners had been around in the 1930s. This photo shows two Hollywood film stars of their day, Errol Flynn and Olivia de Havilland. Looks like someone’s dizzy for a dame.