An eagle-eyed Awkward Boners reader wasn’t the only one who spotted this boner on a beach in Victoria, British Columbia. The boner-man’s daughter liked it so much she decided to build one of her own.

“Blood is rushing into your muscles and that’s what we call The Pump. You muscles get a really tight feeling, like your skin is going to explode any minute, and it’s really tight – it’s like somebody blowing air into it, into your muscle… It feels fantastic.” – Arnold Schwarzenegger, describing bicep curls. But he probably feels the same way when he lifts underage girls.

Can it get any more awkward than popping a boner with little kids around? If you vote this one “understandable” you’re a sick fuck.

There’s nothing like teaching children the joy of music, showing them how to play a new instrument, and getting hard while they touch your tromboner.