This pirate is about to go rape and pillage, and he doesn’t have to tell us how excited he is.  I wouldn’t want to be facing off against him, because he’s got two swords.

This kid’s got a boner and is very happy about it. But I guess when he’s on a boat with girls on either side of him, his happiness can be explained. His boner, however, cannot.

Not only are boners natural and healthy, but they often have practical uses.  This photo was submitting by one of our readers, and clearly demonstrates that a boner can be used by champion swimmers as a keel/rudder (see diagram 2) to keep them steady as they swim through choppy waters.  Proof once again that boners are not to be feared, but embraced.

It’s a known fact that having a boner in front of you to break the wind makes you much more aerodynamic.  This team says they wouldn’t have won the regatta without all having boners.

This photo is from the Republican National Convention back in 2000, after George W. Bush became nominated as the Republican presidential candidate. Is that a boner or just a fold in his pants? You be the judge. Full video here (boner occurs at 2:30).

Speaking of presidents, no boner photo site would be complete without the famous Bill Clinton boner shot. This photo was widely circulated via email in the late ’90s, but in case you missed it, here it is again: