Yet another cyclist getting excited after a ride on his bike.

The excitement of winning the race for this cyclist raised more than just his hands in celebration.

With a personal GPS like that you can never get lost.

Credit: Alexandro

Who wants a ride on my rickshaw?

Credit: Stephanie & Jordan

Men aren’t the only ones who get boners on bikes. This dog is clearly so excited to be steering that he’s treating us to a view of his lipstick.

Credit: amygo

If he brakes suddenly, he could probably score a free blow job.

Credit: Godot 51

This photo was taken in Tijuana, the Mexican border city famous for its whorehouses, drugs, and cheap tequila. We don’t know all the details of what happened to Awkward Boners reader Sean when he went there, but it included meeting a crazy man on a bike with some kind of dressed-up animal. And a massive boner.