This man has totally misunderstood the concept of the bench press. No, it is not how far you can push your pants fabric up while laying on a bench.

We’re not sure if this man’s homeless or just napping, but if he needs a job, maybe he should consider adult entertainment. He certainly wouldn’t need a fluffer.

He may not have a home, but at least he’s got a bone.

Credit: Danny

Ah, the dangers of falling asleep in a public place. As all men know, morning wood is unavoidable, and it’ll happen whether you like it or not. The only solution is a well-padded blanket. Or duct tape.

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