As we’ve seen time and time again, people just can’t seem to get the belt tuck right. It’s not enough just to shift your penis upward, you gotta get it under that leather band of support. To be fair, though, this man’s hand is in his pocket, so maybe he was caught in mid-adjustment.

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This is yet another example of how not to implement the belt tuck.

Problem #1: No belt.  Belt tucks work best when you use a belt to keep your pants up, rather than let them slip down below your boner.

Problem #2: Lifting your shirt.  Your shirt is part of the boner disguise, and no matter what a girl might tell you, it’s not in your best interests to reveal your stomach if there’s going to be a surprise coming out of the top of your pants.

Unfortunately, the “belt tuck” only works if you’re actually wearing a belt.

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