You may have heard of This is Photobomb, which features photos where some random person’s face has managed to steal the spotlight. Well, this photo is kind of like that, except instead of a face it’s some old guy’s genitals.

“I was on a sweet cruise with my buddies all week, wearing nothing but this sausage-hugging thong. Check out that bitch’s eyes starting at my vein log. You know she wanted it.”

Credit: Chris

Do you wanna meat for a drink?

Found by Mark

He’s really excited for beer. Or for his buddy.

Credit: Greg T

Does life get any better than sitting on top of a sleeping woman and enjoying a Miller Lite? Probably not for this guy. Still, we find it funny that although his hand sign is saying “hang loose”, his boner is saying anything but.