It may not be a full hard-on, but even it were, it couldn’t possibly make this photo any more awkward. This is perhaps the most unfortunate sleeping position I’ve ever seen, and according to the submitter, he stayed like that all afternoon.

Credit: Courtney

This guy looks like he’s never had a boner in his life! As for the guy on the right, well, we can’t tell if he’s more shocked or intrigued.

Credit: Alex

We have mixed feelings about the beach chair. While they’re much more comfortable than lying on a towel, you don’t have the option of rolling onto your stomach to hide awkward boners.

Spotted on the beach, with millions of people around.

Credit: Tom

The reverse boner has finally been displayed. He looks big on the front, but he’s definitely hiding something behind. Our boner researchers have analyzed this picture and determined that the backboner is definitely not his hand. Looks like there’s at least one turd-le on the beach.

Getting a hard-on at a lifeguard competition is rather unfortunate. We’re not exactly sure what he’s doing with his arms – maybe trying to divert the crowd’s attention away from his obvious boner?

Credit: Spanky

There are two men in this photo with rubber duckies displayed too prominently.  The difference is – only one is safe for children.

Submitted with this note: “day at the pool. this man is having a wonderful dream. the thing that’s weird is that he walked around for a while, took another nap and it happened again. pool exhibitionist? (note**ducky in background)”

In our continuing coverage of beach boners this summer, this old man decided to let his mind wander while lying on the beach.  Awkward Boner ensued…