We’ve been sent a lot of beach boners here at Awkward Boners, but until now we’d never seen two boners in the same photo before. Is this a once-in-a-century boner alignment of massive proportions? Or are the two men gay and their erections have entered into a positive feedback loop? We’d like to hear your theories in the comments.

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You know what they say about guys with big watches…

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Somewhere nearby I can hear the footsteps of the Kardashian girls…

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Many of the boners on this site cannot be explained, but the weirdest phenomenon may be that of the “beach ball”. This isn’t the first time we’ve seen a spherical boner, and it probably won’t be the last. If any of you boner detectives have any theories, please share in the comments.

Bondi Beach, Australia is world famous for its sand, water and dudes with awkward bulges.

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When you get an awkward boner, it’s usually others that point and stare. But this guy is taking care of it by himself.

It may not be a full hard-on, but even it were, it couldn’t possibly make this photo any more awkward. This is perhaps the most unfortunate sleeping position I’ve ever seen, and according to the submitter, he stayed like that all afternoon.

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This guy looks like he’s never had a boner in his life! As for the guy on the right, well, we can’t tell if he’s more shocked or intrigued.

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