The reverse boner has finally been displayed. He looks big on the front, but he’s definitely hiding something behind. Our boner researchers have analyzed this picture and determined that the backboner is definitely not his hand. Looks like there’s at least one turd-le on the beach.

He’s disobeying the hand sign!

This photo proves once again that Awkward Boners in Speedos are not a new phenomenon, but one that has been with us for some time.  Did this vintage speedo boner also perform as a rudder?

This guy’s boner is so heavy, he’s finding it hard to stay balanced.

Credit: Naomi

Because boner tents are the new sand castles.

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For some people, swimming in cold water causes shrinkage. For others, it causes boners.

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Awkward Boners reader Russel was strolling down the beach with his amigo when he noticed this “behemoth of driftwood”. The guy thinks he’s being smart by raising his knees, a technique which protects the boner from being seen from either side. Unfortunately, it also leaves the boner extremely vulnerable to a flank attack. It is truly the Maginot Line of boner-hiding maneuvers.

Just act normal. They probably won’t even notice it.