“During the big freshman bash at my University I was volunteering at, a band played while they all ate dinner. Afterward the bass player sat one the grass for a full five minutes, staring at his lap in intense concentration. Then he laid down, and we saw the fruits of his labor. He must have willed it to life in the midst of the desperate freshman girls.”

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In case you didn’t know the difference between soft rock and hard rock, this photo of Led Zeppelin from 1975 should set you straight.

The Team Boner effect is a well-known phenomenon, but it doesn’t just happen in sports. Whenever a group of men get together, they are in danger of contracting Team Boner, as can be seen in this album cover by the Argentine rock band Bersuit Vergarabat.

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A few days ago the hard rock band Papa Roach played a concert in Moscow. I don’t know much about this band, so I did some research and discovered that their lead singer goes by the name “Coby Dick” or “Mr. Dick”. Which actually makes a lot of sense.

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I’m not sure if this guy made the right choice when he chose the drum. It looks like he would have been better off with a wood-wind.