Men aren’t the only ones who get boners on bikes. This dog is clearly so excited to be steering that he’s treating us to a view of his lipstick.

Credit: amygo

We get a lot of weird stuff sent to us here at Awkward Boners, but never in a million years did we expect to see a photo of a walrus with a boner. Thank you Internet. This photo may even be a candidate for AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com (no affiliation).

This photo was taken in Tijuana, the Mexican border city famous for its whorehouses, drugs, and cheap tequila. We don’t know all the details of what happened to Awkward Boners reader Sean when he went there, but it included meeting a crazy man on a bike with some kind of dressed-up animal. And a massive boner.