“This guy was at a local bar, watching karaoke. Looks like the singing got him a little too excited.”

Credit: Meredith

There’s always boners in Philadelphia.

Credit: Daniel

Update 2010-04-05: The contest is now over and we are in the process of contacting the winners. The three winners will be announced shortly.

When we posted our first awkward boner photo back in April 2009, we didn’t think we’d still be going strong almost a year later. Today there are well over 200 awkward boner photos in our collection, making us the largest awkward boner photo blog on the web. Probably.

We couldn’t have done it without your submissions and fan support, so to celebrate our first birthday, we’re giving away three Awkward Boners t-shirts! To be eligible for the draw, you need to do at least one of the following:

1. Become a fan of AwkwardBoners.com on Facebook.

2. Follow awkward_boners on Twitter.

3. Post a Twitter message between now and April 3 containing either the text awkwardboners.com or @awkward_boners.

There will be one winner from each of the three categories, so to increase your chances of winning make sure to do all three. Winners will be contacted by private message, and each winner gets to select his/her desired t-shirt design and size. To be eligible, you must reside in one of the countries listed on this page. Also, if you’re already a fan on Facebook or a follower on Twitter, you’re already eligible to win. The drawing will take place on April 3, 2010 and winners will be announced shortly thereafter. Best of luck!

He would touch that with a six-inch pole.

It’s bad enough having a random boner in a cold river but pointing at your pointer certainly won’t resolve the situation.

Credit: Courtney

Subway boners are all the rage these days. This photo comes to us from Andrew, who was “lucky/very unlucky enough to spy this ‘fella’ on the London Underground, on the way back from the SW4 Music Festival.” Let’s hope he was travelling to Cockfosters because there’s no other way this boner could be justified.

The only rush hour here is the rush of blood to this man’s penis.

Beauty is only skin deep, but boners… go straight to the bone?