Fact: Halloween is an excuse for girls to dress like sluts and get away with it.

Fact: These girls are hot and dressed like sluts.

The question here is this – is this guy “playing the character” of “guy with boner”, or is this the real deal?  The reflective vest is really throwing me off…

Ok, not a real boner, but can anyone really believe this is not just a prank but an actual weather system?

Trying to take this guy seriously ever again might have been easier if it was a real boner, and not a weather pattern covering the Eastern United States.

Here we see Derek Jeter of the New York Yankees doing a little pre-game warmup.  I hope no one hits a line drive his way, because his mind is clearly elsewhere.  On one hand, I bet it’s hard NOT to get a boner when you walk out into Yankee Stadium to 60,000 cheering fans.  On the other, this is practice…

Kevin Costner caught here hiding his bow and arrow in tight quarters.  He clearly knows it too.

Hey Kevin – just close your eyes and think about Waterworld.  Guaranteed to remove any excitement.

To be fair – who doesn’t get a little excited when they hear the roar of a ferrari engine?

Everyone has surely seen this clip, where “The Governator” Arnold Schwarzenegger talks about the sexual pleasure of weightlifting.   When I first saw it, I found it a bit strange, as I derive no such pleasure from working out.  However, this photo proves that it’s me, not Arnold, that is a bit off.  In fact, it is quite normal and healthy to get a boner while lifting weights and showing off one’s body.

Our message is spreading throughout the world – it’s OK to have a boner.  Be proud of yourself.  Hold rallies in support of boner solidarity, like this chap.  Clearly unafraid to let it all hang out, he’s taking a megaphone and his boner to the world and shouting “I have a boner, and I’m not going to hide it anymore!”

Golf is the gentleman’s game, and it is therefore no surprise that some gentlemen get boners on the golf course.  Especially when a) you are in the presence of Tiger Woods, and b) you get hit by someone’s tee shot. I wonder what he was saying on the phone? “Honey, tonight I want to try something new. Can you get your 3 wood out of the garage?”