Thanks to Defoe’s Big Toe for sending us this picture of Tottenham Hotspur striker Robbie Keane getting pretty excited over scoring a late-minute goal. But what’s especially awkward is how his teammate has quickly seized the opportunity to grab a bite of some airborne boner.

Clearly this guy’s mutant power is not “the power to not get a boner while your hot cast mate touches your chest”.
The real crime here is not the boner itself but how terrible the acting is.

This gentleman is on the beach in a speedo and clearly has something other than tanning on the mind. Kudos to these girls for the photo. They used the classic move of pretending to take a picture of yourself or your friends but actually taking a picture of someone’s boner in the background.

Everyone remembers that highschool dance where they got to grind with their special lady. And every once in a while, one of those situations turns into an awkward boner situation. This girl clearly has not noticed that her dance partner is packing heat, but it’s a safe bet that when she does, this dance session will be finished.  Another unncessary boner-induced tragedy.

Clearly one of the more awkward occasions to notice a boner is when the boner victim is about to roll around on the floor with you with only a thin sheet of spandex between the two of you. The face on the other guy says it all.

It’s one thing to go after a regular person with a boner, but to play tee-ball off of the boner of a U.S. Marine….that is crossing a line.

Clearly our work here at awkwardboners.com is not complete while people with boners still come under attack. Here we see, in broad daylight, a guy have his boner slapped by a couple of young hooligans. One day we hope this kind of senseless violence against boner-bearing men will be put to an end.

I don’t know what’s more awkward here – the fact that the guy on the right is clearly inducing the boner, or the facial expression on his friend.  Either way, I’m glad this was a single photo and not a video, I don’t want to know what happens next.