All Night Long, Feel My Schlong April 28, 2009 10 Comments
Trance In My Pants April 27, 2009 14 Comments
The Boyfriend Boner April 26, 2009 26 Comments
The Show-Off April 25, 2009 17 Comments
I Dream of Bang-kok April 24, 2009 7 Comments
Ah, the dangers of falling asleep in a public place. As all men know, morning wood is unavoidable, and it’ll happen whether you like it or not. The only solution is a well-padded blanket. Or duct tape. Credit: Flickr |
That’s No Woman… April 23, 2009 83 Comments
Big Dick Cheney April 22, 2009 32 Comments
Several Awkward Boners readers have sent us this photo of former Vice President Dick Cheney living up to his first name. I guess there’s just something about being in the Administration that leads to massive bulges. We’re still waiting on the first Obama boner, though. |
The Tri-Leg April 21, 2009 24 Comments
An Awkward Boners reader sent us this hilarious photo of two triathletes. As we’ve already learned, the boner is quite an advantage in the swimming stage. But its effect in the cycling and running stages is still hotly debated. Do they call it the triathlon because the contestants all have third legs? |














