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Driftwood on the Beach June 6, 2009 11 Comments

Driftwood on the Beach

Awkward Boners reader Russel was strolling down the beach with his amigo when he noticed this “behemoth of driftwood”. The guy thinks he’s being smart by raising his knees, a technique which protects the boner from being seen from either side. Unfortunately, it also leaves the boner extremely vulnerable to a flank attack. It is truly the Maginot Line of boner-hiding maneuvers.

Boning Against Socialism! June 5, 2009 9 Comments

Boning Against Socialism!

Our inbox was flooded today with readers sending us this photo, taken at Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi’s villa and published by the Spanish newspaper El Pais.

The man in the photo is supposedly former Czech PM Mirek Topolanek, chairman of the leading right-wing political party. We’re familiar with politicians covering their asses, but in this case they should have also covered their boners.

To see the uncensored version, click here (NSFW).

Manuel’s Snickers Bar 11 Comments

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Friends of Manuel (pictured here) have submitted this photo showing Manuel “taking a nap after church.”  They have labelled this photo “Manuel’s Snickers Bar”, which is pretty self-explanatory.  Manuel, if you’re reading this, please share your thoughts in the comments – both of what you think of this being online, and what you were thinking about after church that got you so excited.

Please can we do front crawl?? June 4, 2009 8 Comments

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This guy clearly wishes this race was face-down and not face-up, as his pre-race excitment has been translated into an awkward boner off the starting block.  To add insult to injury, he’s also incorrectly using his boner as a rudder.  This race isn’t looking too good for him.

Dirty Dancing June 2, 2009 13 Comments

Dirty Dancing

When you dance close, the little guy wants to get closer.

Signaling for a right turn 28 Comments

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As we learned in this post, boners are often used by swimmers as a form of rudder to keep them steady while in the water.  This swimmer is doing a slightly modified version of this same phenomenon here.  Instead of using his boner to keep him going straight, he’s signalling for a right turn.

Afternoon Delight June 1, 2009 22 Comments

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Men often get boners while sleeping, as we see in this case.  This guy is taking a quick afternoon nap between classes, and the boner there is unquestionable.  What should be questioned, however, is why on earth he chose those shorts.

Belt Tuck Fail May 31, 2009 19 Comments

Belt Tuck Fail

Unfortunately, the “belt tuck” only works if you’re actually wearing a belt.

Credit: Spanky

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