This kid has a boner and wants to show it off to everyone on the beach. Or maybe he’s just trying to play it cool. Either way, he does not look happy to have his picture taken.

We’re not sure who Prince Harry is waving to in this photo, but whoever it is has got him royally excited. Let’s just hope it’s not the Queen.

Few things brighten up your morning as much as finding your friend still asleep with his Sergeant Woody standing at attention. We can only wonder whether this is regular morning wood, or if he’s having a dream about a special someone. Thanks to Bradley for sending this in.

We don’t know if this baseball player scored any runs during the game, but he’s definitely looking to hit a home run with his girlfriend. Does the S.H. on his cap stand for “So Hard”?

I’m not sure if this guy made the right choice when he chose the drum. It looks like he would have been better off with a wood-wind.

We get a lot of weird stuff sent to us here at Awkward Boners, but never in a million years did we expect to see a photo of a walrus with a boner. Thank you Internet. This photo may even be a candidate for AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com (no affiliation).

After a long night of heavy drinking, men sometimes have trouble “getting it up”. That’s definitely not the case for this guy, who’s clearly enjoying the attention he’s getting from these two girls.

It’s hard to think of a worse time to pop a boner than while standing on a street corner in the middle of New York City. While wearing a speedo. Varsity team initiations are usually meant to be embarrassing, but this guy went far beyond the call of duty.