I don’t even want to speculate about the blood-stained apron.

Credit: Chris

Just act normal. They probably won’t even notice it.

“The beach was hot that day, but I didn’t realize it was that hot.”

If you’re too awkward to play the guitar, the banjo is the instrument for you.

It’s OK to get a boner in your dorm room. Just make sure your roommate isn’t there to take a picture of it.

Korean pop star Jun Jin is seen here getting a boner while performing on stage. At three inches, his boner is also the longest in all of Asia.

Credit: Sang

Thanks to Viveca for sharing this photo taken today in Washington Square Park, New York. “The sun was shining on him like he was a beautiful boner angel, and clearly the guy behind him realizes too.” Beautiful, but also very awkward.

It’s too bad he’s not getting a tattoo on his boner; he could have inscribed a secret message that only appears when he’s hard. But if this man was looking for a happy ending, he should have hired a masseuse, not a tattoo artist.