Many of our Awkward Boner submissions have come from Poland, leading us to believe the Poles have particular trouble with awkward boners.  This statue adds to that body of evidence, as we see that a statue has been erected (no pun intended) in Gdansk, Poland, with an awkward boner of its own.  Readers tell us this statue is in commemoration of all the awkward boner victims in Poland, and around the world.  Your awkwardness is now forever hard in bronze.

When you dance close, the little guy wants to get closer.

As we learned in this post, boners are often used by swimmers as a form of rudder to keep them steady while in the water.  This swimmer is doing a slightly modified version of this same phenomenon here.  Instead of using his boner to keep him going straight, he’s signalling for a right turn.

He may not have a home, but at least he’s got a bone.

Credit: Danny

Men often get boners while sleeping, as we see in this case.  This guy is taking a quick afternoon nap between classes, and the boner there is unquestionable.  What should be questioned, however, is why on earth he chose those shorts.

Unfortunately, the “belt tuck” only works if you’re actually wearing a belt.

Credit: Spanky

What has two thumbs and an awkward boner?

If you party hard, you get hard.

Credit: Doug