Can it get any more awkward than popping a boner with little kids around? If you vote this one “understandable” you’re a sick fuck.

If only Awkward Boners had been around in the 1930s. This photo shows two Hollywood film stars of their day, Errol Flynn and Olivia de Havilland. Looks like someone’s dizzy for a dame.

I don’t really know how to explain the state of this guy’s pants. The bulge by his left hand looks a lot like a boner, but then what the hell is coming out of his thigh? It almost looks like there’s a family of otters in there.

A few days ago the hard rock band Papa Roach played a concert in Moscow. I don’t know much about this band, so I did some research and discovered that their lead singer goes by the name “Coby Dick” or “Mr. Dick”. Which actually makes a lot of sense.

Credit: Elena Roach

Awkward Boners reader Russel was strolling down the beach with his amigo when he noticed this “behemoth of driftwood”. The guy thinks he’s being smart by raising his knees, a technique which protects the boner from being seen from either side. Unfortunately, it also leaves the boner extremely vulnerable to a flank attack. It is truly the Maginot Line of boner-hiding maneuvers.

Our inbox was flooded today with readers sending us this photo, taken at Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi’s villa and published by the Spanish newspaper El Pais.

The man in the photo is supposedly former Czech PM Mirek Topolanek, chairman of the leading right-wing political party. We’re familiar with politicians covering their asses, but in this case they should have also covered their boners.

To see the uncensored version, click here (NSFW).

Friends of Manuel (pictured here) have submitted this photo showing Manuel “taking a nap after church.”  They have labelled this photo “Manuel’s Snickers Bar”, which is pretty self-explanatory.  Manuel, if you’re reading this, please share your thoughts in the comments – both of what you think of this being online, and what you were thinking about after church that got you so excited.

This guy clearly wishes this race was face-down and not face-up, as his pre-race excitment has been translated into an awkward boner off the starting block.  To add insult to injury, he’s also incorrectly using his boner as a rudder.  This race isn’t looking too good for him.