My Turn! June 22, 2009 23 Comments
After seeing that it was okay to sport wood on the field, Cristiano decides to try it on for “size”. Photo & caption cred: Tom G in Sunnyvale, CA |
Sexting 9 Comments
Either this guy is looking at a sexy pic on his phone, or he is about to call a doctor for having an erection lasting for more than four hours. |
Street Meat June 21, 2009 18 Comments
The real crime here is not that the man has a boner, but that he’s wearing sweatpants in public. |
Strategic Leg Placement 101 50 Comments
The Boner Bus June 20, 2009 28 Comments
The boners on the bus go long and hard, all through the town. Credit: Jared |
Sporting a Boner June 19, 2009 11 Comments
We’re not sure what sport this guy’s been playing, but clearly it’s left him stiff all over. He’s covering his face in shame, but maybe he should be covering his boner instead. |
Keg Stand Stiffy 18 Comments
He’s really excited for beer. Or for his buddy. Credit: Greg T |
I’m building daddy’s boner out of sand! June 18, 2009 16 Comments
An eagle-eyed Awkward Boners reader wasn’t the only one who spotted this boner on a beach in Victoria, British Columbia. The boner-man’s daughter liked it so much she decided to build one of her own. |















