He’s probably thinking about the Pink Ranger.

“It is said about 10,000 people paid respects to Dillinger before he was wheeled away to the morgue in Chicago. At least that many people must have wondered, ‘Is that for real?’

So in homage to John Dillinger and the upcoming opening of the film Public Enemies, I request this site run this photo, which helped purport the urban legend that Dillinger had at least a foot-long wiener.”

We’re more than happy to grant this Awkward Boners reader’s humble request. It’s hard to think of anyone more awesome than a 1930s bank robber with a 12-inch dick.

The park is a good place to meet women, especially in the summertime. Some men bring their dogs to help break the ice, but this man is trying a more direct approach to get the attention of females.

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From a distance, this looks like your average beach boner, but when we zoomed in we noticed something strange – the boner seems to be perfectly spherical! Is this a boner, or a case of “beach balls”?

Credit: Big John

While some may call it cheating, using your boner in a dance-off gives you an extra appendage to flail about, which can be the difference between winning and losing.

Credit: Jess

Proud to be gay, or proud to have a boner?

Is that “Brass in Pocket”, or are you just happy to see me? At least now people won’t make fun of him for his poor singing.

If you share a bed with your buddy and wake up with a boner, does it mean you’re gay?