He’s not wearing a crown, but we can tell this guy’s the king of boners. With that look of confidence and a royal purple cloak, he has full control over his domain.

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There is only one bus on which it is socially acceptable to have a boner. That is the bang bus. Clearly this man chose the wrong bus.

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The chicken they served was deboned; unfortunately the guests weren’t.

You know what they say about guys with big watches…

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As we’ve seen time and time again, people just can’t seem to get the belt tuck right. It’s not enough just to shift your penis upward, you gotta get it under that leather band of support. To be fair, though, this man’s hand is in his pocket, so maybe he was caught in mid-adjustment.

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Apologies for the reduced number of posts lately – it looks like the approach of winter means it’s low season for boners, which I guess makes sense. You could have a boner all day long in your snowpants and the world would be none the wiser.

Today’s photo made it onto Marvel.com, but they probably should have had Spider-Man stand in the back row. I don’t even want to know what kind of web comes shooting out of his Spider-Bone.

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AB reader Patrick noticed something suspicious-looking flash by while watching the trailer for Michael Jackson’s “This Is It”. To get a better look, he went back and stepped through the video frame-by-frame, and here’s what he found. Is it a boner? We’ll let you be the judge.

Somewhere nearby I can hear the footsteps of the Kardashian girls…

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