The chicken they served was deboned; unfortunately the guests weren’t.

You know what they say about guys with big watches…

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As we’ve seen time and time again, people just can’t seem to get the belt tuck right. It’s not enough just to shift your penis upward, you gotta get it under that leather band of support. To be fair, though, this man’s hand is in his pocket, so maybe he was caught in mid-adjustment.

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Apologies for the reduced number of posts lately – it looks like the approach of winter means it’s low season for boners, which I guess makes sense. You could have a boner all day long in your snowpants and the world would be none the wiser.

Today’s photo made it onto Marvel.com, but they probably should have had Spider-Man stand in the back row. I don’t even want to know what kind of web comes shooting out of his Spider-Bone.

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AB reader Patrick noticed something suspicious-looking flash by while watching the trailer for Michael Jackson’s “This Is It”. To get a better look, he went back and stepped through the video frame-by-frame, and here’s what he found. Is it a boner? We’ll let you be the judge.

Somewhere nearby I can hear the footsteps of the Kardashian girls…

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“During the big freshman bash at my University I was volunteering at, a band played while they all ate dinner. Afterward the bass player sat one the grass for a full five minutes, staring at his lap in intense concentration. Then he laid down, and we saw the fruits of his labor. He must have willed it to life in the midst of the desperate freshman girls.”

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This photo was taken at the Million ‘Mo March in Washington, D.C. a couple of weeks back. We’re told the man on the right is Christian activist Randall Terry, who was popping his wood while shouting gay slurs at an elderly gay man. It would be hilarious if it weren’t so tragic.

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